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The Comedian's-eye View of 04/17/98

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Excerpted-from: 04/17/98 -- ShopTalk

                         Friday April 17, 1998

     "The decision to strike down all FCC efforts to promote
      diversity in broadcasting raises the specter of the
      resegregation of ownership and employment in the mass media.

				- Rev. Jesse Jackson

                               &&&&&&&&&&

Child's Play: "Good news for those of you who live in L.A.  There's a new
tax rule: You can now deduct your inner child as a dependent." (Jay Leno)

Straight Shooter: "The other night George Michael announced he is gay, which
is fine.  The part I thought was interesting was when he told the
interviewer he had not had a meaningful relationship with a woman for 10
years.  So he's like every straight guy in L.A." (Leno)

Beatle Juice: Sean Lennon claims the government killed his father.  "If John
had that much power, why couldn't he get more than three people to buy
Yoko's albums?" (Charlee Hutton)

© 1998 Peter Langston