Fun_People Archive
11 Apr
Holy Water

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 98 02:52:00 -0700
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Subject: Holy Water

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[Here comes Easter...  -psl]
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A little boy is sitting on the curb next to a can of turpentine.  A priest
walks up holding a small vial of holy water and says, "This is the most
powerful liquid on earth, son.  If you rub this on a pregnant woman's belly,
she'll pass a boy." The boy picks up his can of turpentine and replies,
"That's NOTHING!  If you rub THIS on a cat's ass, it'll pass a motorcycle!"

© 1998 Peter Langston