Fun_People Archive
25 Mar
Help from Above

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 98 18:54:21 -0800
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Subject: Help from Above

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon jungle finds himself surrounded by a group
of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh
God, I'm dead meat." There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice
booms out: "No, you are NOT dead meat. Quickly, pick up that stone at your
feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the
explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief.
He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100
natives with a look of shock, fear, and hatredf on their faces. The voice
booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're dead meat."

© 1998 Peter Langston