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19 Mar
Rich vs. Poor -- Thoughtfulness is always in style

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 98 18:05:25 -0800
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Subject: Rich vs. Poor -- Thoughtfulness is always in style

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>

A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar comparing their lives.  When
the poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for her last birthday,
the rich man answers "I got her a 24-karat diamond ring and a brand new
Mercedes Benz." The poor man, a bit puzzled by this, says "why did you get
her both?" The rich man replies, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take
it back in her new car and exchange it."  Then the rich man asks the poor
man what he got his wife.  The poor man responds, "I got her a dildo and an
old pair of flip-flops." Obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose
those items.  The poor man replies, " Because if she doesn't like the
flip-flops, she can go fuck herself."

© 1998 Peter Langston