Fun_People Archive
17 Mar
The Birds and the Bees

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 98 23:54:51 -0800
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Subject: The Birds and the Bees

Forwarded-by: "Ford Prefect" <weed@bucket.pp.ualr.edu>

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what
Rita just told me?  Babies come out of the same place where boys put their
thingies?"

"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come
up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

© 1998 Peter Langston