Fun_People Archive
17 Mar
Collaborators in the Bedroom

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 98 21:12:41 -0800
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Subject: Collaborators in the Bedroom

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom.  As soon as he had a chance, the husband
turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy
nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years-let
alone one as beautiful as you.  Just cooperate with anything he wants.  If
he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend that you
like  it...  Remember our lives may depend on it."  "Darling," whispered
the wife, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he
thinks you have a really sexy butt."

© 1998 Peter Langston