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11 Mar
The Comedian's-eye View of 03/12/98

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Excerpted-from: 03/12/98 -- ShopTalk

                         Thursday March 12, 1998

      "President Clinton's former Whitewater partner James McDougal
       died of a heart attack. The president was surprised. He
       said, 'Really? I thought it was supposed to be a stroke.'"
					- Jay Leno

                               &&&&&&&&&&

Art News: Tourists in Italy were allowed to glimpse Leonardo da Vinci's "The
Last Supper," which has been undergoing restoration since 1978. "The biggest
change is a previously uncovered sign on the far wall reading, 'No Shirt,
No Shoes, No Salvation.' " (Bob Mills)

Yo Quiero Taco Bell's Cabeza on a Platter: The head of a Florida Latino
group says the Taco Bell Chihuahua ad is a "hate crime" against Latinos.
"He said the same thing about the National Weather Service blaming record
rains on El Nino." (Daily Scoop)

EX-PARTNER OF PRESIDENT CLINTON, JAMES McDOUGAL DIED OF A HEART ATTACK WHILE
SERVING TIME IN A PRISON HOSPITAL IN TEXAS: "Not skipping a beat, Ken Starr
subpoenaed Dionne Warwick at the Psychic Friends Network and ordered her to
contact McDougal's spirit." (Bill Williams)

© 1998 Peter Langston