Fun_People Archive
9 Mar
Good, Bad and Worse

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  9 Mar 98 13:30:49 -0800
To: Fun_People
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Subject: Good, Bad and Worse

Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: CSH Little <cshl@compuserve.com>
Forwarded-by: George Schwend <schwend@healthcare.com>

Good:   Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:    You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:  Your daughter borrowed them

Good:   Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:    You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse:  You're in them

Good:   Your husband understands fashion
Bad:    He's a cross dresser
Worse:  He looks better than you

Good:   Your son's finally maturing
Bad:    He's involved with the woman next door
Worse:  So are you

Good:   You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:    She keeps interrupting
Worse:  With corrections

Good:   Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:    She wants a divorce
Worse:  She's a lawyer

Good:   The postman's early
Bad:    He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:  You gave him nothing for Christmas

© 1998 Peter Langston