Fun_People Archive
3 Feb
It's a Mistake Anyone Could Make

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  3 Feb 98 18:31:33 -0800
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Subject: It's a Mistake Anyone Could Make

Forwarded-by: chuck@NYC.Thinkbank.COM (Chuck Ocheret)
Forwarded-by: HEDEVIL7@aol.com

   A construction worker walks into a bar.  He's a rather large, menacing
guy.  He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, "All you guys on this
side of the bar are cocksuckers!"
   A sudden silence descends.
   After a moment he asks "Anyone got a problem with that?"
   The silence lengthens.
   He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on the
other side of the bar are motherfuckers!"
   Once again, the bar is silent.
   He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem  with that?"
   A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards
the man.
   "You got a problem, buddy?"
   "Oh no; I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."

© 1998 Peter Langston