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QDJ - Quiz du Jour - 2/1/98

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
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0: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
   others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
   they're married?

1: What's a four-letter word that ends in k and means intercourse?

2: What is it that a cow has four of, and a woman has only two of?

3: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a
   head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4: What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5: Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
   which is a word for a woman?

6: What does a dog do that you can step into?

7: What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
   get one you can use your hands?

8: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9: What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?



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Answers:


 0. Last name.
 1. Talk.
 2. Legs.
 3. A twenty dollar bill.
 4. Firetruck.
 5. Bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt.
 6. Pants.
 7. Fork.
 8. Almond Joy candy bar.
 9. Grit.

© 1998 Peter Langston