Fun_People Archive
29 Jan
Making Ends Meet

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 98 02:08:00 -0800
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Subject: Making Ends Meet

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After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple decided
that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old
lady start hooking.

Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn
out.  The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies that she
earned four hundred dollars and ten cents.

"That`s great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"

"Everybody!" replied the wife.

© 1998 Peter Langston