Fun_People Archive
27 Jan
Contraceptive Hazard

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 98 20:43:17 -0800
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Subject: Contraceptive Hazard

Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@bostic.com>

    A doctor, awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night, hears a
frantic young woman on the other end: "Please, you have to come right over,"
she pleaded.  "My child swallowed a contraceptive!"
    Dressing quickly, the doctor is about to walk out the door when the
phone rings again.  "It's okay, you don't have to come over after all," the
mother says, with a sigh of relief. "My husband and I just found another
one!"

© 1998 Peter Langston