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22 Dec
Batteries Not Included...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 97 18:32:16 -0800
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Subject: Batteries Not Included...

Forwarded-by: "Irene A. Mystery" <LadyHawke@Unforgettable.com>

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, ma'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?"
"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."

© 1997 Peter Langston