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The Comedian's-eye View of 12/03/97

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
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Excerpted-from: 12/03/97 -- ShopTalk

                    Wednesday December 3, 1997

  "Barbie now is getting a bigger waist and a smaller chest...  Not
   surprisingly, earlier today, Ken announced he wants to date other dolls."
				- David Letterman

Accompanied by a flourish of trumpets, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon blessed a
flower-scented sea of 28,000 couples.  Says Bob Mills: "In a separate
ceremony, he blessed Donald Trump's 5,000-page standard prenuptial
agreement."

"The last Moon to bring a crowd that size to RFK Stadium was Warren."
(Jerry Perisho)

"Newsweek says it did not intend to mislead the public when it retouched
the photograph of Iowa septuplet mom Bobbi McCaughey to whiten and
straighten her teeth.  But critics says these touch-ups could lead readers
to conclude that McCaughey lives in California." (Johnny Robish)

'Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens has signed a deal to appear in an NBC show.
What a come back for the comedian!  He has finally learned to handle himself
in an appropriate fashion.' (Alan Ray)

© 1997 Peter Langston