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27 Nov
Another Side of Atheism

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 27 Nov 97 14:40:19 -0800
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Subject: Another Side of Atheism

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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster.  In one easy flip, the beast tossed him
and his boat high into the air.  Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God!  Help me!"

All at once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and, as the atheist
hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you
didn't believe in Me!"  "Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded.
"two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

© 1997 Peter Langston