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22 Nov
Thoughts - (mostly shallow. but your depth may vary)

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 97 12:44:46 -0800
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Subject: Thoughts - (mostly shallow. but your depth may vary)

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	"Deep" Thoughts (ydmv)

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
Boy, would they be surprised when we attacked!
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I'd like to have a real tragic love affair and get so depressed that I quit
my job and become a bum, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
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If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not mean to poor people, like I am now.
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Broken promises don't upset me.  I just think, why did they believe me?
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not
add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
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Why is the dove the symbol for peace.  Why not the pillow?  It has more
feathers and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's
children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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© 1997 Peter Langston