Fun_People Archive
30 Oct
The Mathematics of Infidelity

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 97 15:33:42 -0800
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Subject: The Mathematics of Infidelity

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>

A 54 year old accountant left this letter for his wife one evening:

  Dear Wife (that's what he called her):
     I am 54 but by the time you read this letter I will be at the Grand
  Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

When he arrived back home after his visit to the hotel there was a letter
waiting for him that read:

  Dear Husband  (that's what she called him):
     I, too, am 54 and by the time you read this letter I will still be at
  the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy.
     You needn't wait up for me.  Being an accountant, you can appreciate
  that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.

© 1997 Peter Langston