Fun_People Archive
24 Oct
Best Emergency Room Story of 1995

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 97 00:58:43 -0700
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Subject: Best Emergency Room Story of 1995

[There were 5 stories in this group to start, 2 were pretty lame, two were  
pretty bloody, and, er,  this is the remaining one...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Matthew Kleinosky <mkleinosky@bigfoot.com>
Forwarded-by: Jackiepett@aol.com

Best Emergency Room Stories of 1995

La Grange, GA - Attorney Antonio Mendoza was released from a trauma center
after having a cell phone removed from his rectum. "My dog drags the thing
all over the house," he said later.  "He must have dragged it into the
shower. I slipped on the tile, tripped against the dog and sat down right
on the thing."  The extraction took more than three hours due to the fact
that the cover to Mr. Mendoza's phone had opened during insertion.  "He was
a real trooper during the entire episode," said Dr. Dennis Crobe.  "Tony
just cracked jokes and really seemed to be enjoying himself.  Three times
during the extraction his phone rang and each time, he made jokes about it
that just had us rolling on the floor.   By the time we finished, we really
did expect to find an answering machine in there"

© 1997 Peter Langston