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24 Oct
The Comedian's-eye View of 10/24/97

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Excerpted-from: 10/24/97- ShopTalk

                         Friday October 24, 1997

	"They've replaced the seventh-inning stretch with
	 the seventh-inning Iditarod."

		- Sportscaster-turned-weatherman Bob Costas on the snow
		  at Jacobs Field.

                               &&&&&&&&&&

Research has found that the herb gingko biloba may improve oxygen flow to
the brain.  "Which explains why Kato Kaelin is such an airhead." (Kenny
Noble Cortes)

"A woman kicked extra points for the Willamette College, Ore., football
team," says Alan Ray.  "Of course, she lacks what most male college athletes
have- a tutor."

"According to a survey in Boating magazine, boat owners are more likely to
carry a picture of their boat than their wife or kids in their wallets.
This is why these boat owners tend to sleep on their boats more than in
their own beds." (Cutler Daily Scoop)

© 1997 Peter Langston