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23 Oct
The Nasty Doctor

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 97 13:53:06 -0700
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Subject: The Nasty Doctor

Forwarded-by: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Forwarded-by: Lindsay Cleveland <lindsay@dscatl.atl.ga.us>
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     The Nasty Doctor....

"Doc, am I getting better?"
        'I don't know - let me feel your purse.  Next.'

"Doc, is it a boy?"
        'Well, the one in the middle is.  Next.'

"Doc, my child just swallowed a pen. What should I do?"
        'Use a pencil, Next.'

"Doc, every bone in my body hurts."
        'Be glad you're not a herring.  Next'

"Doc, you're charging me ten dollars and all you did was paint my
throat."
        'What did you expect for ten dollars - wallpaper?" 'Next'

"Doc, what should I do if my temperature goes up another point?"
        'Sell! Next.'

"Doc, how can I avoid falling hair?"
        'Step to one side.  Next.'

"Doc, I just wanted to let you know that there is an invisible man in
your waiting room"
        'Tell him I can't see him now.  Next'

"Doc, am I going to die?"
        'That's the last thing you're going to do, Next'

"Doc, this ointment you gave me makes my arm smart."
        'Why not rub some on your head? Next.'

"Doc, I think I've developed a split personality."
        'Okay, go chase yourself.  Next'

"Doc, nobody ever listens to me."
        "Next"

© 1997 Peter Langston