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The Comedian's-eye View of 10/23/97

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Excerpted-from: 10/23/97- ShopTalk

                         Thursday October 23, 1997

	"Reports are the ("Fully Monty) cast will make an appearance on 'The
	Drew Carey Show.'  Drew Carey nude- TV's answer to fen-phen."

                    - Entertainment Weekly's Jim Mullen

                               &&&&&&&&&&

"Republicans have been claiming that Janet Reno was afraid to take on the
world's most powerful man," says Russ Myers.  "Unfortunately, it looks like
she thought they meant Bill Gates."

"Microsoft is accused of breaking antitrust laws.  The last straw was its
demand that its Internet Explorer be the official Web browser for the solar
system."  (Kenny Noble Cortes)

There are reports that the Russian Mafia and Colombian drug cartels have
merged, says Bob Mills.  "So far the only thing they have come up with is
a new drug- vodicaine."

© 1997 Peter Langston