Fun_People Archive
30 Sep
You Might Be A Teacher If...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 97 23:14:37 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: You Might Be A Teacher If...

Forwarded-by: Rea Mills <ream@gil.net>
Forwarded-by: VirgilTato@aol.com

You Might Be A Teacher If...

(*) You believe the staff room should have a valium salt lick.

(*) You find humor in other people's stupidity.

(*) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all
    your holidays and summers free."

(*) You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

(*) You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report
    card.

(*) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says,
    "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."

(*) Out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
    correct their behavior.

(*) Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SOOOO much
    simpler.

(*) You're not talking about a food group when you mention "vegetables."

(*) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

(*) You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools
    or home schooling.

(*) You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never, ever
    DREAM of doing your job.

(*) You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could
    give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you
    heard it.

(*) You think people should be required to get a government permit before
    being allowed to reproduce.

(*) You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

© 1997 Peter Langston