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29 Sep
MRSOTD (More Racial Stereotypes Of The Day) - The Chinese Detective

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 97 00:00:36 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: MRSOTD (More Racial Stereotypes Of The Day) - The Chinese Detective

Forwarded-by: Rea Mills <ream@gil.net>
Forwarded-by: Spencer Petri <spetri@e-tex.com>


A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese
detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might
develop.

A few days later he received this report:

 Most honorable sir:
 You leave house.
 I watch house.
 He comes to house.
 I watch.
 He and she leave house.
 I follow.
 He and she get on train.
 I follow.
 He and she go in hotel.
 I climb tree - look in window.
 He kiss she.
 She kiss he.
 He strip her.
 She strip he.
 He play with she.
 She play with he.
 I play with ME.
 Fall out of tree, not see.

 NO FEE.

© 1997 Peter Langston