Fun_People Archive
27 Sep
Listen to your subconscious, dear.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 97 04:53:15 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Listen to your subconscious, dear.

Forwarded-by: Gerry Pollack <pollack@conxion.com>


"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist.

"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I saw that she
had your face.  And you can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in
fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back to sleep.  I just lay
there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke,
and came right over here for my appointment.  I thought you could help me
explain the meaning of this strange dream."

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding: "A Coke?
That's a breakfast?"

© 1997 Peter Langston