Fun_People Archive
26 Sep
Chicken Bone Remedy

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 97 16:18:56 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Chicken Bone Remedy

Forwarded-by: Chris Ausbrooks <causbrooks@acic.state.ar.us>
Forwarded-by: Berea Little


A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country.  She
orders the chicken and starts to eat.  Being famished she eats too fast and
starts to choke on a chicken bone.

A couple good ol' country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so
they get up and go over to help her.  They have a whispered argument then
the younger country boy drops his coveralls and bends over.  The older
country boy starts licking his butt.

The woman watches these two go at it and is so completely grossed out that
she pukes, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

The younger boy pulls his overalls back up, and says to the other, "You're
right, Billy-Bob, that there hind lick maneuver works like a charm."

© 1997 Peter Langston