Fun_People Archive
24 Sep
The Comedian's-eye View of 09/25/97

Content-Type: text/plain
Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2)
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 24 Sep 97 17:31:01 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 09/25/97

Excerpted-from: 09/25/97 -- ShopTalk

                      Thursday September 25, 1997

       "For a tabloid editor to point out that they have standards
	different than another is kind of invoking the doctrine of relative
	filth: 'I'm not so bad as long as I can point out somebody who's
	worse.'"
			- Tom Selleck on Larry King Live

                               &&&&&&&&&&

"First USA has introduced a Rodeo Drive Visa card that carries perks like
free valet parking, fashion previews and complimentary engraving at selected
jewelers," says Bob Mills.  "Included in the monthly statement are free
Krugerrands for the parking meters."

"The Rolling Stones' 'Bridges to Babylon' tour started this week in Chicago.
It's the first major rock 'n' roll tour sponsored by the AARP."  (Cutler
Daily Scoop)

Regarding Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, who left the organization
to become a consultant: "He is an expert in business- other people's."
(Alan Ray)
prev [=] prev © 1997 Peter Langston []