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21 Sep
The Comedian's Eye View of 09/22/97

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 97 11:03:26 -0700
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Subject: The Comedian's Eye View of 09/22/97

Excerpted-from: 09/22/97 -- ShopTalk

               Friday & Monday September 19 & 22  1997

	"Chelsea's going to college.  It's surprising because most of
	us thought the member of the Clinton family going away for four
	years would be Hillary."
					- David Letterman

                               &&&&&&&&&&

In a survey of television and radio news directors, NBC swept past ABC and
CNN to be judged best network news division. In the individual voting, Ted
Koppel again    placed first in the  Helmet Hair" category, and Sam
Donaldson again dominated the "Looks Like Satan" category.  (Jim Rosenberg)

"Dan Quayle is considering a run for the presidency in 2000.  He's already
got his campaign theme worked out.  Building a bridge to the 20th Century."
(Alan Ray)

"A University of Texas law professor is accused of making racist remarks.
He has quite a few letters attached to his name.  B.S., M.A., Ph.D., KKK..."
(Ray)

"Larry King is now in his 7th marriage.  It must be serious.  You should
have seen the ring he rented for her." (Ray)

© 1997 Peter Langston