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17 Sep
Thirty-Two Vanity Plates

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 97 11:51:32 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Thirty-Two Vanity Plates

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>


                          VANITY PLATES

 1  ICNCYDU	Radiologist's plate
 2  CYIMBRK	On a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck
 3  OH2B39	Again
 4  YURNEXT	On the car of an undertaker
 5  1DFOAL	On a Ford Mustang
 6  2PCME	Urologist's plate
 7  2QT4U	Says who?
 8  4BN EZ	An award or a reward?
 9  4SAFETY	On a Volvo, natch!
10  6ISENUF	Not 8?
11  80 INCH	On a '82 Harley Davidson
12  9MPGWOW	On a 1966 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
13  AV8RX	Divorced wife of a pilot (who is also a pilot)
14  GO TPLS	On a 1968 Camaro Convertible
15  KPASAMD	On a cartoon car in Spain
16  NOMODO	On an expensive car
17  OL FART	On a car from the 40s
18  PP DR	Another urologist's plate
19  PULN GS	On a 300ZX
20  EX WIFE	Nothing subtle here
21  MYREVNG	Don't get mad...
22  HESMINE	A possessive car?
23  TOOLONG	On a Lincoln super-long limo (in Seattle, WA)
24  CME4AD8	On a lonely person's car
25  CME4DK	On a dentist's car
26  W8N4FRI	On the car of a stereotypical worker
27  WNDWS95	On a customized 95 Chevy Astro Van
28  XITHWY1	A trucker's plate
29  XKWIZIT	On a '56 speedster
30  ZMEGOBYU	The rear plate on a fast car
31  CME4LUV	Another lonely person's car?
32  CARPEPM	A lusty thought


The meanings (just in case...)

 1  I see inside you
 2  See why I'm broke
 3  Oh, to be thirty-nine
 4  You're next
 5  Wonderful (or wonderfoal)
 6  To pee, see me
 7  Too cute for you
 8  For being easy
 9  For safety
10  6 is enough
11  80 inch (refers to the 80 inch motor on a '82 Harley)
12  9 miles per gallon, Wow!
13  Aviator-X or Aviator ex
14  Go topless!
15  What's up, doc?  (Que Pasa MD)
16  No more dough
17  Old fart
18  Peepee doctor
19  Pulling Gs
20  Ex-wife
21  My revenge
22  He's mine
23  Too long
24  See me for a date
25  See me for decay
26  Waitin' for Friday
27  Windows 95 [Wasn't that the van on the side of the road? On fire?]
28  Exit Highway 1  (Highway 1 was old CB slang for trucker heaven.)
29  Exquisite
30  See me go by you
31  See me for love
32  Seize the night (rhymes with "carpe diem")
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