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15 Sep
Beer Producers On Holiday

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 97 19:55:16 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Beer Producers On Holiday

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>

There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in
the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands...

At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide
to have a drink in a bar.  The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud; the
president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite; Adolph Coors orders a Coors and
the list goes on...

When the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, to everyone's
amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask...

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

© 1997 Peter Langston