Fun_People Archive
15 Sep
Spam I Am?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 97 19:29:19 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Spam I Am?

Forwarded-by: Lou Katz <lou@metron.com>
Forwarded-by: Richard Travett <Richard.Travett@CAMBRIDGE.SIMOCO.COM>
Forwarded-by: dmacks@sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)

Tom "Tom" Harrington (tph@rmi.net) said:
: That's the "spam I am" sex spam, right?  "Would you, could you,
: in a boat?  Would you, could you, with a goat?  Would you do
: green eggs and ham?  Try it, try it, spam I am!"

I do not want your MLMs;
I don't want to see nude teenage femmes.
I do not want psychic advice,
So there's no need to mail me thrice.
I do not like New Jerseyan swearing,
And I don't want the panties you're wearing.

I do not want your Asian chicks;
I don't care about your lame stock picks.
I do not want to see Pam's bod,
Don't care about your views on God.
I don't want calling cards prepaid,
Nor Herbalife's new diet aid.

So, Dave Rhodes, lawyers Seigel and Canter,
And the "I am so great" ranter,
And all you others who have no name--
Whether small-time or of nanae fame:
I do not want to sound too crass,
But I think someone should kick your /dev/null.

© 1997 Peter Langston