Fun_People Archive
2 Sep
Construction Workers

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  2 Sep 97 15:50:55 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Construction Workers

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>


A worker on a construction site of a high rise building climbed all the way
to the top of the building before realizing that he needed a second pair of
hands to accomplish the task he had in mind.  Not wanting to climb all the
way back down, and also realizing that no one would hear him if he yelled,
he signaled to the foreman on the ground.  He pointed first to himself, then
to his knee, and then to the foreman to say "I need you."  The foreman then
started acting very strangely... he unzipped his pants, pulled them down to
his ankles, and proceeded to jerk off.  Totally confused and rather alarmed,
the worker ran down all fourteen stories of the high rise, staggered over
to the foreman and gasped, "What the hell are you doing?" "I got your
message," replied the foreman.  "I just wanted to let you know that I'm
coming."

© 1997 Peter Langston