Fun_People Archive
2 Sep
The Library Book
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 2 Sep 97 13:55:35 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Library Book
Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Jim Kirk <captain@iquest.net>
An eight-year-old girl is trying to check out a book entitled
"Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library.
Librarian: Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?
Little girl: I'm one of those -- it's my hobby.
Librarian: Your hobby?! My goodness!
Little girl: Yes. I collect moths.
© 1997 Peter Langston