Fun_People Archive
17 Jun
Body Ads

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 97 14:20:09 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Body Ads

Forwarded-by: Daniel Steinberg <dss@opcode.com>
Forwarded-by: Louismerry@aol.com
Forwarded-by: Stephen PK Lim @ unisys.com


A woman picks up Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes
back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his
tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She
thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.  Dennis says, "When I play
basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for
advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed
on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally,
the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis.
She jumps back in shock..

"Hold on!  I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"

He says, "It's cool baby.  Watch; in a minute it's going to say ADIDAS."

© 1997 Peter Langston