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13 Jun
How to Beat a Ticket?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 97 17:04:31 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: How to Beat a Ticket?

Forwarded-by: Tom Kuhn <tkuhn@cougar.sr.hp.com>
Forwarded-by: TOM_KUHN@HP-Sonoma-om1.om.hp.com

 How to Beat a Ticket

 THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A CHP (CA Highway Patrol)...
 The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, as it happens, was pulled
 over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.  When
 he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet
 you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball."  He
 replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls."  There followed a moment
 of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said.  He then closed
 his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

© 1997 Peter Langston