Fun_People Archive
1 Jun
Want To Get Weighed?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  1 Jun 97 22:14:32 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Want To Get Weighed?

Forwarded-by: Alex Kreis <akreis@us.oracle.com>

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what
she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed."

So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked
at Rose and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Rose weighed in at
one seventeen, she collected a prize.

Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked
Rose what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said. So they went back
to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose's weight correctly.
Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After
they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "I want to get
weighed!" she said again.

Now Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the
evening quickly.  He left her at the door with a quick handshake.

Rose's roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening
went.

"Wousy!" Rose replied.

© 1997 Peter Langston