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1 Jun
Astrological Lightbulbs

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  1 Jun 97 21:49:05 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Astrological Lightbulbs

Forwarded-by: TomRawson@aol.com
Forwarded-by: stacysch@microsoft.com (Stacy Schoolfield)

  What's your sign?  How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is
 useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who
 is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through
 the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get
 a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two.  Is
 that OK with you?

Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened
 Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
 ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....

Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

© 1997 Peter Langston