Fun_People Archive
19 May
New Dog Business...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 19 May 97 17:12:51 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: New Dog Business...

Forwarded-by: Joyce Marie McCosco <MCCO2533@mlb.com>

Hi all!
Starting a new business trying to become rich!
If any of you need a dog e-mail me!
Here are the new breeds:

Bloodhound + Labrador = Bloodador,
	a dog that barks incessantly
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz,
	a gregarious but unreliable breed
Collie + Malamute = Commute,
	a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derrier,
	a dog that is true to the end
Great Pyrenees + Daschound = Pyradaschs,
	a puzzling breed
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer,
	a dog clean as a whistle
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye,
	a dog for visionaries
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever,
	the choice of research scientists
Malamute + Pointer = Mootpoint,
	owned by...oh well it doesn't matter anyway
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound,
	a dog for financial advisors
Pekingneese + Llasa Apso = Peekasso,
	an abstract dog
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter,
	a traditional Christmas breed

© 1997 Peter Langston