Fun_People Archive
5 May
Danny's Drunk Adventure

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  5 May 97 16:01:39 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Danny's Drunk Adventure

Forwarded-by: "Cochell, Jim" <jim_cochell@penmetrics.com>

Danny Boy

    Dan is in a bar and he has had quite a few already.  At two o'clock,
last round is offered, and although he knows he shouldn't, he drinks
another beer, simply because they taste so good.  After the final beer, he
gets up from his stool and immediately falls on the floor.  He tries to get
up, but again he falls.  He knew he had had one, perhaps a few, too many,
but...  After several more attempts, he gives up and decides to crawl home.
At the door of his house he realizes it is better not to stand up, since he
will almost certainly fall over again and wake up his wife.  So very, very
carefully he crawls inside to his bed and very quietly slips under the
covers without waking his wife.
    The next morning his wife asks him furiously.  "Were you drunk again
last night" ? Danny boy is surprised he got caught and asks her how she
knew.  "They just called from the bar. You left your wheelchair there."

© 1997 Peter Langston