Fun_People Archive
24 Apr
Mirror, Mirror

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 97 19:01:03 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Mirror, Mirror

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A young woman buys an old mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her
bathroom door.  One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says
"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four".  There's a
brilliant flash of light, and her breasts are suddenly quite large.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they
both return.  This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror,
mirror on the door, make my penis much bigger!"  But nothing happens.  His
wife says "Maybe it has to rhyme, honey."  So he thinks for a moment and
says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".  This
time, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off.

© 1997 Peter Langston