Fun_People Archive
16 Apr
Nineteen Books Rejected by Dr. Seuss

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 97 14:07:06 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Nineteen Books Rejected by Dr. Seuss

Forwarded-by: Eric Steese <ecscc@olywa.net>
Attribution eliminated to protect innocent [???] parties. -e-

 1.  The Cat went Splat
 2.  Are You My Proctologist?
 3.  Fox in Detox
 4.  Who Shat in the Hat?
 5.  Horton Needs a Ho
 6.  The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
 7.  How the Grinch Stole the Goods
 8.  Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
 9.  Yertle the Rabid Gerbil
10.  One Bitch, Two Bitch, I'm a Bitch, You're a Bitch
11.  Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
12.  Yentl Likes Lentils
13.  My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
14.  Auntie's in My Panties
15.  Riches Bring Bitches
16.  Hop On Mom
17.  Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
18.  Horton Fakes an 'O'
19.  The Grinch's Ten Inches

© 1997 Peter Langston