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11 Apr
With a moo-moo here... (ULOTD?)

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 97 17:34:49 -0700
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Subject: With a moo-moo here... (ULOTD?)

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My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another
class returned from a trip to a working farm:

My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.

"Yes it was great -- we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."

Wife: "Er, fine, fine.  I know what the sheep and the rest are, but
what is a f***er?"

David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"

Wife: "But who said they were called, er, f***ers?"

David: "That was our teacher.  Well, actually she called them "effers",
but we all knew what she meant."

© 1997 Peter Langston