Fun_People Archive
9 Apr
The Wild and Crazy Dentist

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  9 Apr 97 14:28:48 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Wild and Crazy Dentist

Forwarded-by: "Bob Stein" <squeeze@voicenet.com>
Forwarded-by: "Truscello, Roberta" <RT@sswhb.com>

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.  They're getting along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place.  A few drinks later, the guy takes off
his shirt and washes his hands.  He then takes off his pants and washes his
hands.  The girl looks at him and says:  "You must be a dentist!"

Surprised, the guy says "Yes... how did you figure that out?"  The girl
says: "Easy.  You keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another...  They make love...  After they're done, the
girl says: "You must be a GREAT dentist!"  The guy is very surprised and
flattered, he says: "Well, yes, I am a great dentist, but how did you figure
that out?"  The girl says: "Easy.  I didn't feel a thing!"

© 1997 Peter Langston