Fun_People Archive
9 Apr
Quick Thinking Lovers

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  9 Apr 97 13:59:23 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Quick Thinking Lovers

Forwarded-by: Gerry Pollack <pollack@conxion.com>

    The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together
as they gyrated to their own music.  The woman cocked her ear.  "Quick, it's
my husband coming through the front door.  Hide in the bathroom," she cried.
Her lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed.  As
she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.

    "What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked. "Darling, I heard
you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you," she replied with a
knowing smile.  "Great," he said. "I'll just slip into the bathroom and will
be with you in two shakes."  Before she could stop him he was into the
bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hands in mid-air.  "Who the
devil are you?" the husband demanded.  "I'm from the exterminator company.
Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths," the lover replied.
"But.. but you've got no clothes on!" stammered the husband.  The lover
looked down and jumped backwards in surprise, exclaiming, "The little
bastards!"

© 1997 Peter Langston