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9 Apr
Four Naughty Stories

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  9 Apr 97 13:24:41 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Four Naughty Stories


A man in a southern hotel lobby wants to ask the clerk a question.  As he
turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside
him and his elbow pokes her in the breast.  They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me."  To which she replies, "Sir, if your
penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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A woman goes to the dentist.  As he leans over to begin working on her, she
grabs his balls.  The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of
my privates."  The woman replies, "Yes.  And we're both going to be real
careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?"
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A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note on a customer's door
that said, "I need 45 gallons of milk today."  He knocked on the door and
a beautiful blond answered it.  "Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.

"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk
is good for your skin."  "Really?" replied the milkman. "Okay, do you want
that pasteurized?"  "No, just up to my tits would be fine," she said.
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A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better
times.  He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry,
but you've overdone it the last 30 years.  Your dick is burned out; you only
have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is waiting for him at the
front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem.  He
tells her what the doc told him.  She says, "Oh no, only 30 times!  We
shouldn't waste that; we should make a list!"  He replies, "Yes, I already
made a list on the way home.  Sorry, your name isn't on it."

© 1997 Peter Langston