Fun_People Archive
25 Mar
A Cure for Chapped Lips?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 97 15:32:21 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Cure for Chapped Lips?

Forwarded-by: "Bluegrass music discussion." <BGRASS-L@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Forwarded-by: TA <folky@PRIMENET.COM>

    This cowboy doctor rides up to the saloon, hops off his horse, hitches
it, and then proceeds to the rear and plants a big kiss right on the horse's
arse.  An astonished old man sitting on the porch nearby asks, "Hey doc,
why'd'ya just kiss that horse's butt?"  Doc replies, "'cause I have chapped
lips".  The old man asks, "Wow!  Is that a cure?".  Doc says, "No, but it
sure keeps ya from licking yore lips!"

© 1997 Peter Langston