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13 Mar
Marriage Quotables

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 97 00:04:19 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Marriage Quotables

Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.  That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
	- David Bissonette

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
	- Noel Coward, 1956

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
	- Sacha Guitry

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe
	- Jackie Mason

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
	- Montaigne

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
	-- Hemant Joshi

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage
is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.  After marriage, the
'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.

© 1997 Peter Langston