Fun_People Archive
12 Mar
TOTD - Tabasco (tm) Sauce

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 97 16:06:06 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: TOTD - Tabasco (tm) Sauce

[Note: your mileage may vary, especially if you play or dance to Cajun  
music... -psl]

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: "Keith E. Sullivan" <KSullivan@worldnet.att.net>
From: Self-Help for the Bleak by Rich Hall

TIP OF THE DAY

Before you get involved in a romantic relationship, go out and buy a
medium-sized bottle of tabasco(tm) sauce.  Every time you're staring at your
burger or taco, reflecting on the great sex (and intimacy!) you just had,
sprinkle a few drops on your meal.  After the first few months, you'll find
yourself thinking, "Boy oh boy, we sure are going through a lot of tabasco
sauce..."  Then you'll notice the depletion level subsiding.  Eventually
the bottle is about two-thirds empty.  Sure, you keep putting it out there
on the table, but sort of as a courtesy, and neither of you reach for it
except to read the label and mutter something like, "Hmmm tabasco company,
New Iberia, Louisiana.  I wonder if that's anywhere near New Orleans..."

© 1997 Peter Langston