Fun_People Archive
8 Mar
Curing Lavatory Lip Lock

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat,  8 Mar 97 13:49:20 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Curing Lavatory Lip Lock

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A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older
girls starting to use lipstick.  When applying it in the bathroom they would
press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought he'd better do something.  He spoke to
all the girls that wore lipstick and asked them to meet him in the ladies
room at 2pm.

When they arrived they found the principal and the school custodian waiting
for them.  The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the
custodian to clean the mirror every night.  He said he felt the ladies would
better understand the problem if they saw how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated.  He took a berdaggled brush on a long
handle out of a box.  He dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to
the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

© 1997 Peter Langston