Fun_People Archive
3 Mar
Tools of the trade.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  3 Mar 97 16:40:52 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Tools of the trade.

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: scottpatrick@juno.com (Scott E Patrick)

    In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the back of the person in front of him.  Surprised, the
man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
    "Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that
you were tense, so I had to massage your back.  Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
    "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied.  "Look,
I'm a lawyer.  Am I screwing the guy in front of me?"

© 1997 Peter Langston