Fun_People Archive
28 Feb
Imperialist Candy

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 97 21:15:40 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Imperialist Candy

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: Jennifer L Michael:
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu (Jennifer L Michael)
Forwarded-by: kql6708@is.nyu.edu (Ha Ha X)
(making the rounds at NYU)

Q: Why don't they make white M&M's?

A: Because they'd enslave the brown M&Ms, steal all the red M&Ms' land,
accuse the yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, and complain that the damn
coffee M&Ms were taking all their jobs.

© 1997 Peter Langston